The "Smokey Eye"

I know what you're thinking. Initial thought: Holy crap that is a very close up picture of an eye. Ew. Then, if you were able to get past the creep-factor, you thought, "Wow. You have a lot of freckles on your nose." As my youngest brother once said "Some families are black. Some families are white. Our family is white. Except Felicia. She's polka-spotted." Thank you. But once you moved past these shockers you (probably only if you're a woman) became jealous of my subtle mastery of what I believe is called the "smokey eye". This is a highly sought after look, particularly for going out in the evening, and possibly having something to do with vampires. People pay big money for Carmindy to teach them the secret. Well I have it. It's free and takes me literally no prep time. Jealous? Unfortunately I don't think the matching nose normally comes with it. I guess that's just an extra special perk.

I'm not sayin'; I'm just sayin'.