Whilst I was romping through Ireland, I did not always find myself in the most sanitary of circumstances. So, of course, I bought a pack of baby wipes. I was down to two brands. "Which do I think will be most effective?" I asked. Suddenly I was drawn to a corner of one of the packages which said: wipe out waste. "Wow," I thought to myself. "I thought that was the purpose of a baby wipe, but way to be explicit. These must be super heavy duty to make such a claim about their waste removal." I then realized that this was a save-the-earth plea, not a quality guarantee. I bought them anyway. And I am still thanking my lucky stars that I did. I have used them to clean my feet after a barefoot stint in the newly warm weather. And just last night I noticed some schmutz on my door handle which has been there for a while and I never do anything about. I just grabbed a baby wipe and VIOLA! clean. So basically, whoever invented baby wipes is brilliant. I'm sorry to say that I don't think it was a man. Don't misunderstand, I recognize that there are many brilliant men in this world; but it is my experience that most inventions that are made by men and used by women (i.e. nylons, high heels, etc.) are inconvenient and uncomfortable.
I'm not sayin'; I'm just sayin'.
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