Bauchnabel

I'm going to be out of commission for a little while, but have no fear; check back in a couple weeks. I just wanted to leave you with one note. I love German. It is a beautiful language with many good words. However, I have learned that there is no German word for innie/outie. I mean, there is a word for belly button, but, apparently, there is no distinguishing them. It makes me feel very sad. This is a part of one's identity and sense of self. It is like a club that you're initiated into at birth, and no one is picked last for this team. Well except maybe the last person ever born. He or she will be.

I'm not sayin'; I'm just sayin'.